“You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town”
We watched a funny video about Santa Claus trying to get into China – I’m not going to spoil it for you but I will divulge that he didn’t have a green health code – and thought our readers might enjoy a little Christmas cheer, having a laugh at an imagined interview with the face of Christmas and what might be in his bag this 2021.
Hello there! My name is Santa, last name Claus. But you can call me Father Christmas, Papa Noel, Santy, or Nick. Just don’t call me tonight, because I’ll still be out!
Why do you like to wear red and white all the time?
Well besides the fact that red matches my nose and rosy cheeks, there’s the practical concern of my reindeer being able to spot me easily in the bright color! I also hear that red is really lucky and with so many travel restrictions all over the world, I could use all the luck I can get tonight!
Well besides the fact that red matches my nose and rosy cheeks, there’s the practical concern of my reindeer being able to spot me easily in the bright color! I also hear that red is really lucky and with so many travel restrictions all over the world, I could use all the luck I can get tonight!
Recently on jingkids’ daily poll, we asked our readers who their favorite reindeer is. Could we know yours?
Oh oh oh! I could never practice favoritism among my dear ol’ reindeer! And by the way, I want to clear up this misconception that they are males except for Vixen. Actually, all my reindeer are girls! You’ll know this if you watch some National Geographic documentaries and learn that male reindeer shed their antlers in the early days of December. Since my reindeer still have their antlers at Christmas time, which is at the end of the month, you’ll realize that they all must be female!
Oh oh oh! I could never practice favoritism among my dear ol’ reindeer! And by the way, I want to clear up this misconception that they are males except for Vixen. Actually, all my reindeer are girls! You’ll know this if you watch some National Geographic documentaries and learn that male reindeer shed their antlers in the early days of December. Since my reindeer still have their antlers at Christmas time, which is at the end of the month, you’ll realize that they all must be female!
You must get tired of all the milk and cookies, are there any other snacks we can leave out for you?
Frosted Flakes, Jolly Ranchers, and Kringles are great.
Frosted Flakes, Jolly Ranchers, and Kringles are great.
How do you fit all the presents into your bag?
Are you familiar with Harry Potter? Where do you think that lovely girl got her magic bag from?
Are you familiar with Harry Potter? Where do you think that lovely girl got her magic bag from?
Let’s get down to it – What do you need to carry in your bag to make it through Christmas night?
Well in line with COVID prevention measures, I have my mask on at all times when entering your homes. Of course, because my magnificent beard can hardly fit into any mask, I opted to shave it off and got this fun bearded mask which helps me retain my ho-ho-wholesome look! Thank sugarplums Taobao has plenty of these.
Well in line with COVID prevention measures, I have my mask on at all times when entering your homes. Of course, because my magnificent beard can hardly fit into any mask, I opted to shave it off and got this fun bearded mask which helps me retain my ho-ho-wholesome look! Thank sugarplums Taobao has plenty of these.
I love the generosity of everyone who leaves me snacks, but golly does it give me a rumbly belly! To help me power through the night, I pop a few of these to prevent an upset tummy. The fruity flavor makes them easier to stomach.
I always have a pair of gloves on my person, not for the cold – it never bothered me anyway – but so I leave no fingerprints or traces at your place…except for the presents.
My Naughty Or Nice List
I know, I know, all my elves keep telling me I should upgrade to digital, but what can I say? I’m old-school. I just love the feel of paper – and I never have to worry about the battery going flat!
Final words: You’ve been all over the world, where’s your favorite vacation spot?
Any tropical beach. You might even catch me in Sanya sometime!
KEEP READING: Where to Spot Santa in Beijing This Christmas
Images: Unsplash, Washington Post
