On Your Bike
“I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like,” sang Pink Floyd’s Syd…
Browsing: Funny
Chickening Out
“You can tell a fish head anything you want to,” sang Barnes and Barnes on…
Potato News!
I know what’s troubling you, readers. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “we love beijingkids for its entertaining,…
Overnight to the City of Ice
We are heading for Harbin for the Ice Festival, and have decided to take the…
A Monkey Speaks
新年快乐!I’m particularly pleased to wish you a happy new year, dear readers, since this is…
Round 798 with 10 and 6
"Art,” pronounced Joseph (age 6), "is boring." Why? I asked. “You just stand there and…
“Wo ting bu dong”: Survival Chinese for the Terrified
When my wife told me she’d been offered a job in Beijing, the first thing…
Believe It or Not: Strange Baby Products
We all know that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. The following baby products…
Creative Kids Become Humble Kids
As a kid growing up in rural Indiana – and now as a broke…
Homemade Ice Cream: Not All It’s Shook Up to Be
Today, I decided it was a perfect day to try a homemade ice cream recipe…